GNN Emergency Update

[Malaclypse 666]

V/O: GNN Logo: "Our satellites have resumed normal operatons. We now return you to our studios to join Brendan and Suzette, with "Galaxy Gab!" We are sorry for this programming delay."

-----> cut to studio live. Open W/S.. dolly in mcu 2-shot, B&S, 3, 2, and..

"Why the gall of that nutball, Brendan! I had a hair appointment right after the show, and I've had to rearrange my entire schedule because of this!"

"I agree, Suzette! If this geezer wants his wacko plans for domination heard, he should buy air time just like our Sponsors! I thought those Rheinlanders were so big on making the trains run on time! Totally unacceptable!"

"And what's with all this "machen zie this 'n that", Brendan! This Dr. .. (looks aside at producer, then quickly at prompter.. squints..) Artifice wants his message heard, he could at least have the courtesy to learn Sector standard! That Rheinlander crap grates on the nerves."

-----> cut to cam 3. cu Brendan. go.

"Truer words, Suzette. Folks, the 150 Billion reward for information still hasn't been claimed. I plan to sell some GNN stock and buy a starflyer. We all need to do our part to rid the galaxy of this insane madman!
(thinks.. and i could dump this crappy job and be done with this brainless bleached-blonde twit...)

-----> cut to 2. cu bb-bt. go.

"I'd search too, Brendan, but i have that hair appointment. After the commercial, folks, we'll explore the rumor that the =BSG= has called for an Inquest into the suspicious death of 1st Flax CEO Reginald "Pops" Waverly. Why did this man worth Billions decide to fly into the California sun, just hours after his main Bank turned in to a grease spot in New York? Join us for our opinions when we return!"

-----> cut to new AAPA logo. v/o:

"And now a word from our newest sponsor, The American Apple Pie Association. Keeping the Sector safe from smut, unclean thoughts, and disgustingly different views!"

-----> cut to commercial.

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