GNN Emergency Update

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From: Ambassador Fiona H. deLuna

To: GNN Network Update

People of Sirius!

There is no need to panic. The man known as Doctor Artifice does not mean harm. Instead, he wishes to bring in a new era of justice, of peace, and of equality. He is dangerous, this is true, but he is not malevolent. Well, not as much as some of the others.

I know how Doctor Artifice is traveling from system to system without jump gates. I know his location. And do you know why? Because I -------

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This is GNN Special Reporter Don Heralson. Please excuse the frequency channel you just heard. It obviously wasn't meant for us. Doctor Artifice is a *VERY* dangerous man, and should be approached with caution. As we've seen so far, he has killed many men, and won't stop until those ****ed toaste --- er, robots are equal to we humans. Do not try to listen to that crazy old man. This has been GNN Special Reporter Don Heralson, and that's the news. See us next week as we try to uncover the mysteries of the intrepid Kyushu Mud Weasel.

---> Off the air, sir.

Mud weasels? What the hell is a Mud Weasel? By the Gods, who did I make angry? Is that still rolling? Turn that thing off!

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