Save-A-Junker

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Comn ID: MrUnusuall
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This is Junker Congressman MrUnusuall. It saddens me to see fellow Junkers in such state. I will make sure that as many Xenos volunteer their own organs, limbs and hair to make up for this terrible , terrible situation. As for the sanity , I am afraid there isn't much I can do for them, but perhaps the Xenos would "volunteer" some scrap to be repurposed and sold, all profit beeing used to purchase the best care for said Junkers. Whatever scrap we can salvage off their wrecked ships anyways...

Mr Jackson, I am proud to see such humanitarian Junkers within our ranks. Keep up the good work!

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