Save-A-Junker

[Lenny Bruce]

[i]Greetings to whoever sees this request.
currently, there are over two dozen disabled junkers living on rochster alone! these junkers have lost limbs... and hair to freak accidents, ship explosions, or exposure to chemicals.

*click (static) buzz*

Howdy Mr Jackson. I got the hair part covered, my man. Got plenty to spare. Only available in black though. Just don't ask where I got it from.

Anyway, good luck with the limbs n' stuff. Bruce out.

*click, pop*

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<span style="font-family:Comic Sans Ms">I love the smell of carbon emissions in the morning...</span>

<span style="font-family:Comic Sans Ms">It smells like... WIN! Or something.</span>