Who the Bleep are the TAZ?

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>>> Incoming Transmission <<<
>CommID: Ishtar Zsun
>Encryption: Wat?
>Location: Some where out there *hums*
>Destination: Chocolate
>Subject: Getting Nakid


1) What is the "Eristic Principle"?
Chaos is all that is. the all is the one the one is the all. what you put in is what you put back. everything in the universe changes except for the first three ... wait you were asking for my opinion I hope.

2) What is the "Aneristic Principle"? Order and disorder are an illusion. the oder is real.

3) What is the geneolagy of the Discordian use of "Flaxscrip" as a form of legal tender?

Private tender. As in money as in its all hilariously worthless except as a medium of exchange... based on faith.. which is also worthless. To which I believe makes it even more hilarious. It isnt the money but the interest involved in the bases of said tender, then you get into negative interest tender and thats even more absurd.. or is it.. entirely natural?

I dont know where I was going with that but yeah things of worth arent worth things and quit frankly money looks ugly to me.

4) What is a "Trick Top Hat"? Present a treatise on which two branches of Science and/or Metaphysics it represents.
No


5) List five Discordian non-Prophets. (Not including myself, of course.)

Theres.. only.. five..cause there can only be five and you dont want five YOU ARE HURTING MY ID.

That guy,this guy, that guy over there, the other guy over there and not you.

Think carefully now,
Mal

I refuse.



I found this book in a pile of old magazines. I read it an laughed it changed my life. So i went from my life of selling beauty products to making no difference what so ever in the lives of the dead.

Love,

I.Z.