GNN Emergency Update

[Malaclypse 666]

Message to: Suzette, c/o "Galaxy Gab", GNN
Comm ID: [ELF-23]Discordia

Heya, Suzette, you Bimbo,

Man, you guys don't pay much attention to the Indie freqs, do ya? No wonder your ratings suck.

Up north it's like some royal pageant goin' on. The coming engagement of Former COEE Epopt "Beau" Coup and his new little meat puppet Mioki? Why they even did live coverage today as they lifted off together for Ainu to visit Mioki's relatives.

Well, darn, I'd forgotten to send an engagement present. You know how those oriental types are big on formality. So I thought, hey, I'll run up there, surprise them, and deliver the gift in person.

I didn't want to spoil the coverage at Ainu, so I waited for them right at the Chugoku Jump.

Now, Suzette, here's the juicy tidbit that'll scoop the Indies, and might even give a bump to your pathetic career.

I was able to give them their gift, alright.

I spilled their ape guts all over Hokkaido.

I just hope to Hell I'll know how to tell Merci when I wake her up.

Oh, and I'll be doin' the oh-so-popular tag shuffle shortly.

Look for [Merc]Discordia, Suzette, and have those holocams rollin'.

You see, I figure these "domesticated primates" are good for two things:

You can take their money, or you can kill them dead.

I'll be watching the show, not!!!

"Killer" Dis

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