Once I was asked for tax in the wording "Pay 3 mil to pass."
So I replied "Oh, I don't want to pass then, I'll just sit here for a while."
I can't remember who it was, but he let me go simply because of the weird reply. I usually pay all pirates, but because of the way this guy worded it, I took advantage. I still can't believe that actually worked.
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Should I die before I wake...
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