Baffin' Pentabarf

[Malaclypse 666]

Comm ID: Malaclypse, Episkopos Prime, Temporary Autonomous Zoners, Baffin
To: Sirius-Wide General Comms

Some of you still don't "get it".

So, the Pentabarf is hereby officially modified, in big, bold letters.

Obviously, our status as an Official Faction, and Bonafied System Owners, allows us to "Carry out our own Trash, thank you."...

Therefore, Law the Fifth is now hereby Officially changed to read:

5) Pueblo Bonito is Off Limits to All but TAZ, and bonafide "Temple Acolytes".

I don't know how much plainer and "in your face" we can make it, folks. This is your third and last notice.

For the purposes of "Law the Fifth", a "Temple Acolyte" is defined as anyone specifically approved by myself or a TAZ Member, either on-scene, or through Application over this frequency.

(How much we gouge you, and how often, for this lofty Title and Priviledge, depends on how much we like you.)

//Officiall Buttcheek Imprimatur
Mal, E-Prime, TAZ

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