to: Ageira Technologies, Head of Ageira R&D; CC: LSF

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Captain Duke,

The LSF is very interested as to how you intend to simulate the accident again, as it is considered a national security risk.

It is unusual that Ageira has not responded yet. However, should they be unable to help, I am sure certain departments within the LSF could open those crates.

Secretary to Jeffrey Keenan
Miss Nancy Clearwater

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.