Breakdown in Communication leaves LPI in Shambles

[Donutman]

**News report the day after the previous one**

We have received a statement from LPI Lieutenant Joe Smith regarding the incident.

"I firstly was one of the two fighters dispatched, along with Chief Matt Myers. The only LPI casualty was the Guantanamo, which was crippled. the other destroyed fighters were four Xeno ships and a few Freelancers. Yes, there was an unspoken agreement to ignore the Xenos and focus on the Gunboat, at least until it was destroyed, at which point we'd take out the Xenos, though the gunboat did that for us.. The only damage I took in the engagement was from friendly fire from the Blueridge. So, the blow was not nearly as "savage" as depicted. The Guantanamo was salvaged and is being repaired in the LPI hangar bay on Fort Bush."

Now, in other news today.....

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