TO: 101st Command
FROM: Brandon Garrison 101st
RE: Patrol Report
ENCRYPTION: MEDIUM
Hola Sirs and Madams. Today while on patrol, Alpha was invaded by Highlander Security. They claimed to not be hostile to us even though they have allied themselves with Mobius Squadron. When asked why they were there, they replied that they were just looking the place over. They owned Alpha. They claim to have agreed with Mobius on how space should be divided by the two of them and they got Alpha, among other systems. When I asked for their right of ownership they told me they had a lease. A LEASE, AMIGOS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Wipes eyes* Ahem...sorry. That still cracks me up. A lease *snort*. I informed them I had some Corsair beef to sell them if they believed that granted them ownership of our home. Anyway, after attempting to hunt them down, they fled to 37, harassing traffic there. When we attempted to engage, they fled again, to 23. We had a battleship with us, the MNS Cassus Belli, but it never attempted to engage. I think they just didnt want to tango. Unless told differently, I will now consider Highlander Security (HS) hostile on sight.
A LEASE! *Laughs hysterically and pounds desk*
