(FO) The Order Central Communications (inRP)

[Tomtomrawr]

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~~~~~Comm ID: Colonel Joshua Lane~~~~~
~~~~~Ship Class: "Geb" Class Light Assault Carrier, "Sekhmet"~~~~~

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*Salutes* Sirs, my report ready to be read:

The Sekhmet's systems are fully operational and we are in the green for combat. Fortunate for that, because today we had our first test against a large ship. Me and my crew we choosing missions from High Command to perform when Lee Brandon requested we join him in Omicron Delta. Seems a rebel was near the jump hole and attacking our ships. I would not stand for that and soon my ship and Brandon were in Omicron Delta.
The rebel was in a ship similiar to mine, a "Geb" Class Light Assault Carrier. I gave a call for a surrender, but Brandon had none of that. We engaged the rogue Carrier and after a spectacular battle we brought it down (Databox record 1).
Unfortunately for us during the battle a Bounty Hunter Battleship had crept in, using the rogue ship as a shield from our sensors until it was too late. I ordered a retreat to the jump hole, but unfortunately we did not make it in time. I ordered the evacuation order. Twenty-three of my crew are still un-accounted for.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.