Liberty Police, Inc. Reporting Office

[Donutman]

Name: Joe Smith
Rank: Lieutenant

Today was.....hectic. That IMG battlecruiser Norman's ship was blaring about? It showed up, fired a few shots at
Fort Bush, The LNS Fort Louisbourg showed up, there was some firefighting, then we stopped at the order of the Chief. The Louisbourg boarded the Battlecruiser, the Dolomite, and sent some marines onto Fort Bush as a "security measure". Meaning, to get Norman from where he was barrcaded in the Chief's Office and get him to the Dolomite. It looked like it was all over, with Norman back on the Dolomite and about to levy corruption charges against the LPI, when the Chief hatched a brilliant plan.


He made a call.


To a Sergeant Vincent Price.


It was rather funny as I attempted to explain to the Louisbourg and the Dolomite why Norman disappeared out of thin air, the navy was thinking he had a "Personal cloak" or a "Transporter". Once the Navy left muttering something about stupid LPI believing in Ghosts, the Dolomite began asking me over and over;

"Where is he? And NO lies!"

Every time I said where he was he shot me with a pulse turret and asked again. I finally left him to his unbelieving self and filed this report.

Report end.


Joe was then teleported to Chula Vista by Price.

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This thread is so stupid that a bird sitting on a nearby tree just EXPLODED.