' Wrote:LANCASTER TRADE CENTER, NEWCASTLE - Following rampant rumors of ill health after his recently publicized trip to Planet Gran Canaria (formerly known as Planet Sydney), officials from Borderworld Exports have confirmed that Sir William Burke, long-time Director of Operations for Bowex, has died. Burke is believed to have passed away in his sleep early this morning. Though the Medical Examiner's report is still pending, it is believed that Burke's death was due to complications arising from poor health, and the stress of his recent trip to Gran Canaria. Foul play is not suspected.
George Malbourough strode the floor as the broadcast ended. Much of parliament was out, as session had ended for the month. It wasn't a huge proposal, nor a drastically important one, but it was a thing of form, and had to be observed.
Gentlmen, Sir William Burke has served this great house as Director of Bowex for the last twenty five years. He's been instrumental to our success. Form dictates, in this case, that his life and extensive service be honored by dedication of a full State Funeral.
Malbourough ceded the floor, expecting no debate on his motion. It was only propper.
