UNLAWFUL CONTRACTS - BRETONIA - Molly republic bounties

[dara]

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Comm ID : Dara O'Gara
Location : Arranmore Base, Dublin
Target : Molly Republic Bounty Office

Top o' the mornin' to ye's, lads! Dese bleedin' moiners jus' don't learn, do dey? It's been a roight few days, to be shure, an' we's shown dem moiners dat we aint gunna lay down an' let dem rob us bloind wi'out a foight. Oi ran inte dem Lions, whut's been roight busy in out fields. Oi din' believe whut oi were seein' at furst. Wun stinkin' little moiner, wi' a feckin' great battleship protectin' 'im! So oi sends out hollers te Arranmore fer backup, and heads te the Hood mesel' te swap frum the Bean Sidhe to me Barghest. Me an' Colin and Liam, an' wun o' the Jokers thugs heads back te take dem bastards out.

It were a roight bleedin' foight an' all. Colin an' Liam were taken out boi dat battleship. Lucky fer dem oi were able te tractor in deyre escape pods. Den the Jokers thug went an' gut himsel' blowed up an' all! Lucky fer me dat some more o' dem thugs were on the ways te help. Oi were busy troiyin' te keep the battleships shields down, an' oi gut a few nova hits whoile oi were takin' 'im on solo, an' when dem thugs foinally showed, we wuz able te finish the bastard. Oi even gut the killin' shot wi' wun o' me Nova torps! Whut a loight show dat were!

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Oi headed back te Arranmore after dat, wi' Colin an' Liam safely wid me, an' we hit the bar a wee bit hard, to be shure! Oi tink Liam's still recoverin' now, two days later!

Den yesterday oi ran inte dis BMM moiner. 'e roight bleedin' cheeky 'e were, so oi blowed 'im up fer 'is trubbles.

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Ye kin be sendin' me payment te [MR]BeanSidhe

Dara out.

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