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Queen Carina's Privateers to the Nova PowerGen
Offline Koolmo
07-23-2009, 03:15 AM, (This post was last modified: 07-23-2009, 03:22 AM by Koolmo.)
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Gentleman and Ladies, (mostly the latter, apparently), I am Lord Sir Reginald Notworthy the Third, Queen's Champion (In Exile), Defender of the Realm, Companion of the Order of the Golden Nova, and most loyal servant to Her Majesty the Queen.

Now, I think you know what you've done, but I'm going to spell it out for you anyways. Your pilots have allied themselves with the Imperial Guard and the Kusari Naval Forces in order to commit piracy. Once discovered in your acts, you attacked me and the Most Loyal crew of Her Majesty's Gunboat Liverpool Packet, also known as 'HMS Scouse'. In this attack, you were aided by elements of the Imperial Guard, whom you were also comitting piracy with, as well as attempting to call Her Majesty's most Excellent Friends, the Kiretsu.

Now, we understand you chaps are rather addled from all those years of eating each others dogs and "experimenting" with each other, but it's time to be serious, what! If you do not wish to be branded enemies of the Crown, you must meet these conditions:

- You must pay for the extensive repairs to the HMS Scouse, including the towing costs, in the amount of 100 Million Credits, as well as several dozen small items of personal value, totalling 12.3 Million Credits. And a Cat (Ginger).

Note: Cat must be un-fried, and may not have any soya sauce pre-added.

- You must gift Admiral Sir Andrew Stuart with 200 prime Cuban Cigars, and 20 litres of sake. Good Sake.

- You must offer a public apology to the Queen for attacking her envoys, and send her flowers. Nice flowers.

- You must surrender the two pilots who engaged in an attack against the HMS Scouse to Queen Carina's Most Loyal Interdiction Wing, for charges of treason in a military court.

- You must find all those officers of the IG and KNF you have consorted with, and give them a warrior's death. And no, you can't take their pants off first, sirrah!


Failure to meet any of these conditions within the next 72 hours is unpardonable, and shall be met with extreme violence, not to mention a rather large dose of sass, what! Now, I don't want to hear any flapping of gums, or tossing of dogs. I want you shemales to pull up your drawers, and your neighbors, and get to work. If we can't even trust you lot to fight your most dangerous enemy, because you'd rather be chasing off members of the House of Lords, I'm afraid our friendly relationship is coming to a close.

Much respect to Shogun Hideyoshi, and may he yet rise again.

Yours, Lord Sir Reginald Notworthy the Third, Queen's Champion (In Exile)

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Queen Carina's Privateers to the Nova PowerGen - by Koolmo - 07-23-2009, 03:15 AM
Queen Carina's Privateers to the Nova PowerGen - by Zeltak - 07-23-2009, 03:32 AM
Queen Carina's Privateers to the Nova PowerGen - by Koolmo - 07-23-2009, 03:37 AM
Queen Carina's Privateers to the Nova PowerGen - by Jihadjoe - 07-23-2009, 03:44 AM
Queen Carina's Privateers to the Nova PowerGen - by Koolmo - 07-23-2009, 03:56 AM
Queen Carina's Privateers to the Nova PowerGen - by Jihadjoe - 07-23-2009, 04:21 AM
Queen Carina's Privateers to the Nova PowerGen - by Koolmo - 07-23-2009, 04:35 AM

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