The Buccaneers Bay

[Donutman]

Jack came back into the bar after a few hours, grinning like an idiot. Charles looked at him and said,

"Did you make a big catch?"

Jack shook his head. "No, all I got was a cardi smuggler that just ignored me, this is why I'm grinning like this." Jack said while handing Charles a disc.

Charles put the disc in the old holoscreen, which after a few seconds and a kick, began playing the disc. It showed a pair of battleships in Leeds orbit, the Kent and the Derby, and a fighter that belonged to some random pirate. The pirate yelled a few unkind statements at the battleships, then charged in at them with all guns blazing. The two battleships, of course, tore his ship open with fire in half a second.

As the assorted Buccaneers in the bar laughed at this pirate's idiocy, Charles asked,

"You were in Leeds orbit?"

"Of course not, I hacked an observation satellite, little trick I picked up from the Hackers."

"Eh, well here's a rum fer providing entertainment."

Jack took the rum and sat down in a random table, drinking it.

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