*bzzrt* I was a man of honesty, I worked an' worked on the fields in Texas, doing what I should be doing, and all of a sudden, some man with a skin-tight face and weird slit-like eyes comes down and burns my farm and steals what he didn't burn. I lost my wife, farm, everything. And do you know what those Liberty bastards did? Absolutely nothin'. Too busy scarfing donuts and drinkin' coffee to worry about the safety of one honest man. I want to join the Xenos to make sure no other forienger ever threatens a hard-working man again!
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JihadJoe Wrote:Xelgion, you have done a marvelous thing. Eppy is begging for mercy, in full caps.