ATTN: Junker Congress

[Tenacity]

...Incoming Transmission...
Source: Christopher Thorn, Junkers

"I know I aint a congressman but I feel I can offer a sufficient response. You tell us to kick the legacy boys out of our bases? Trust me, we've tried. Those idiots have caused Junkers in general more problems in the past few weeks than we've had in the last decade."

"So, I'll give you the same answer that we give anyone with a complaint about the legacy junkers... blast them, blast them dead, and blast their corpses just to be sure. They aint junkers, they're hidin under a Junker disguise to get close to their prey. I want them gone as bad as you do, and I'm sure the congress feels the same way, but they just keep comin back for more."

"Happy shootin."

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