Madness as usual

[Funkz]

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OPERATOR CONFIRMED: SOLOMON
RECORDING FILE SOLO'S LOG-000024

Hey ma baby! Captain left dis mornin’ for Liberty and said I should take good care of you. As if I wouldn't anyways. You shoulda've seen dem scanner reports from da afternoon, all buzzing with Baflers. News said dey lost the Leeds gate. Now we have dat shiny battleship Derby in our neighbourhood. But don't ya try ta start a flirt, you hear me? Dat Derby is piloted by da same idiots dat lost the gate. How good can da ship be if da crew is a bunch of losers? Na, you better stay in da mooring.

I'm sorry about yo sister Elizabeth. Captain said dey can't afford da repairs. Don't know if ya can see her again, she might stay at Scarborough Shipyard longer dan expected. But don't ya worry, I'm sure she’ll be fine. I hope da captain manages to keep you. I spent dree years with you 'til the present day and I like yo smooth pipelines, mighty engines and hell, every inch of yo neural net circles. Newer ships may have better drusters or better turrets or a greater cargo hold, but no one's as reliable and at da same time beautiful as y’are. If it weren't for ya graviton shield generators we might've never seen today. Dose Kusari fighters were no real challenge for ya, ma baby, were dey?

'Nough talking now. Let's see how y'are today…

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