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James Miller
Offline Jimothy
08-16-2009, 03:08 PM,
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*LOG USER: JAMES MILLER*

*Sigh*
*Clunk... CRASH... BANG!*
Oh for... stupid neural net log thing's not bloody turning on...
*SMASH!*
Ooh, Ow, bloody useless piece of... hang on, urm...
*Rustles through papers*
Aha, instruction manual, there we go. Now then... safety *Pft*, power plant set-up, power plant usage, yada yada yada
*Flicks through pages*
Where in Sirius is the bloody page on th... oh, there it is...
*Takes Slurp of tea*
Right, neural net log set-up, Ok, *reading* Step one, connect neural net log to power plant through ship-wide power distribution circuit or SWPDC, never give these bloody things easy abbreviations do they. Blithering idiots sittin' all full of themselves cos they got smart-arse manual writing jobs. Bloody Libertonians.
*Slurp*
*Shuffles and stretches a bit*
*Crack*
Ooh me back, oh, that's better... Right, well the bloody plug's already in all the way down there. So... connect neural net log blah blah blah, okey dokey step two, press on button. Duh? I'm not bloody stupid. When green light shows, power is on and neural net log is recording audio.
*Slurp*
*Sigh*
Well I pressed the bloody button didn't I? I wouldn't be checking this bloody manual if the bloody light would bloody well come on would I you bloody useless piece of junk, don't I get a bloody step 3 in case the bloody light doesn't come on.
*Slurp*
Oh for Pete sake come on...
*BANG!*
Work you bloody useless machine, oh, hang on a sec...
*Clattering and clunking*
*Slurp*
*More clattering*
Ah, there is a rag here
*Squeaking*
Oh, THAT bloody green light, well there's no bloody point putting the light UNDERNEATH the bloody dirt, is there you bloody useless piece of metal.
*Slurp*
Right, so that works, what's next?

I was formerly know as Spiritar.

It's been a while.
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Messages In This Thread
James Miller - by Jimothy - 08-16-2009, 03:08 PM
James Miller - by Jimothy - 08-17-2009, 10:33 PM
James Miller - by Jimothy - 08-19-2009, 10:40 PM
James Miller - by Jimothy - 08-21-2009, 10:10 PM
James Miller - by Jimothy - 08-21-2009, 10:29 PM
James Miller - by Jimothy - 08-21-2009, 11:04 PM
James Miller - by Jimothy - 08-21-2009, 11:59 PM
James Miller - by Jimothy - 08-22-2009, 12:20 AM
James Miller - by Jimothy - 09-02-2009, 10:05 PM
James Miller - by Jimothy - 09-02-2009, 10:22 PM
James Miller - by Jimothy - 09-02-2009, 11:09 PM
James Miller - by Jimothy - 09-02-2009, 11:40 PM
James Miller - by Jimothy - 12-28-2010, 02:11 AM

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