To Liberty Rouges

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Incoming Transmission: Lola Manilow, Liberty Rouges

Oh, good grief! How tragically barbaric of these dirty, foul-smelling, poorly-accessorizing Liberty Rogues! Intercepting the transmissions of our loyal fans, intended, beyond any doubt, for our eyes only, then having the gall - the GALL! - to respond in our name! We, the Liberty Rouges, Planet Denver's most -exclusive- cabaret show, being associated with the affairs of these vile piratical varmints! Oh, my, I'd wager one -hundred- credits the average Liberty Rogue cannot even distinguish between maroon and violet! What silly men these Liberty Rogues surely are.

Well, never mind, dahling. Lola's here now. I'm afraid I don't quite understand your request. The Liberty Rouges (Planet Denver's most -exclusive- cabaret show!) sadly lack great quantities of bombers. We do, however, certainly have our share of bombshells, if that's what you're asking about - surely my co-stars and I are Liberty's most charming ladies! But of course we are, and I'm sure you're perfectly aware of that! Otherwise, you wouldn't have sent us this transmission!

Buy tickets to our next show, dahling - they're available in both regular and backstage varieties! Kisses, Lola.

Transmission Ended

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