Red Hessian Reporting Facility

[looqas]

Message to: RHA
Comm ID: Hauptmann Johannes Farb
Location: Kaiserslautern

Eventful Tag to say the least. The Rheinland was at it's best behavior I've seen. Traders paying up without even seeing them and military watching from 500 meters while a researcher full of diamonds is donating to our cause. Ah! It does not get any better than that.

I was flying around in our gunboat Leopard II spreading the revolution and taunting the military. There's just something thrilling about asking donations from traders when a military bomber is just a half a klick away and can do nothing about it. You can practically feel the frustration of the pilot over the channels.

I've included the conversations I had for your enjoyment.





And the military complied. Went for reinforcements. How gratifying. Then I moved my checkpoint to New Berlin and and continued there. Herr Riddick had too moved there and he had to suffer the humiliation and sit in a corner like a bad boy while I continued the collection effort. And surprisingly Rheinland was full of sensible men. Donating to the cause without a shot fired. In fact I didn't fire a shot during the whole patrol.






And then as I docked to Kaiserslautern the reinforcements arrived. Too late for poor Riddick. Of course I went on and insinuated to the RM pilots about the talk we supposedly had with Riddick before they came to save his face. It was music to my ears to hear the RM pilots shout angrily to the comms about Hessian cowardice. Kaiserslautern radar section counted at least 4 military pilots and a Hunter. It was sweet, sweet music to hear them rage on the comms. And of course I just could not help myself, but throw more H-Fuel to the fire. Here are only the scraps of the long conversation we had.








- Hauptmann Johannes Farb

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Flying under radar.