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[Zukeenee]

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So where'd my ears go? Has anyone seen them? They're kinda pinkish-beige, about yea big, and they make a slight ringing noise. Let me know if you see them.

So today was nice. I spent my time on the not-sky, in the park, watching the ducks. They were very friendly. Some of them brought bags of old bread to throw at old people. There was also this guy who wore a big coat. No wait... it wasn't a coat. It was a cat. The cat didn't seem too happy about it, but the man didn't seem to notice. So I went over to him and kindly let him know that his cat-coat was looking upset. "Oh," he said, "So it is. Well, I'll be off now," and he took off into the not-ground.

I also saw an interesting tree today. It was like a fruit-tree, but the fruit was made of soap and filled with crabs. I took one of the crabfruits over to the old people, who were busy trying to protect themselves from a barrage of old, hard bread being thrown by the ducks. I forget exactly how it all happened, but soon after this the old people and the ducks were fighting, throwing bread and crabfruit at each other. At one point, one of the crabfruits collided with a piece of stale bread, and the most spectacular rainbow-explosion happened! It was like, shiny wrapping paper mixed together with tigers and saxophones! I wish I could have pretended to take a picture of it, but alas, I had left my imaginary camera sitting in my dumpster. So that's too bad.

Oh! I just remembered! I left my ears in that cake batter from last weekend. I guess I'll be off to the bakery to violently tear open all the cakes, then. Wish me luck!

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