The Words of Centeno Tejeda Jr.

[Armageddon]

Introduction To Emergency Repair

Senors I Centeno Tejeda Jr. Am going to show you the art of in space repairs. For this to be successful you need four things. Firstly, a flight suit which is in working order, Secondly, some ship hull panels from a trader of your choice. Thirdly of course you need your sidearm to use as a welder. Fourthly you shall need alcoholic beverages, enough to fill the water tank of your flight suit.

Your first problem is location, now senors for this most important endeavour I would suggest as far away from the local law enforcement in the area you are in as possible. Of course you will have to be careful where you park as you will be outside of your vessel. Si? I have seen many pilots perish from lack of beverages out there. That is the most important part of this repair hermanos.

Secondly, you need to leave your ship with the spare hull panel you have successfully acquired. Do not forget your sidearm as you will need it to weld the equipment into place. Also if you fail in this attempt your ship could explode so you might need your weapon to acquire a new vessel. Preferably one full of beverages no... of course not I mean food senor yes food. Si? Now attach your hull panel over the breach.

Thirdly, you will be required to set your standard corsair handgun to minimum power, yet maximum refire rate. This should produce a beam. Senors do not do the thing I have seen many people do and hold your weapon to your eye to see if it is working. It would be a shame to waste all of the fresh beverages you have in your suit now would it not? Begin to weld the hull panel on. Do not forget do drink the beverages that you put into your space suit this will make these hours in space more bearable.

There you have it then, this is how you do an in flight repair on your vessel. Now remember, this is only a temporary fix you should have a dock rat repair your ship properly at the nearest base. Dont forget to pay him for his trouble si? You would not like to see a rat angry, it might be the last thing you do senor.