To: TAZ, CoZ, ZRT

[Tomtomrawr]

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Message Entitled: To the Zoners
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Greetings. My name is Adrian DeWinter, CEO of Artemis Galactic Security.
I was raised on Planet Gran Canaria so know alot about the Zoners. I even know alot about your warships, I loved them as a kid. I even had small models of them decorating my room.
But talking about my past is not why I am here. No, I am here on a matter of business.
The "Conference" Class Zoner Gunboat has caught my attention. I believe it to be the only "neutral" Gunboat in the Sirius Sector, or the closest thing to it. I wish to request the plans for us to build Conference Class Gunboats using the money of AGS.
Do not think I ask for these plans, and expect you to give them to us "from the good of your heart." That is why I offer a certain amount of credits for the plans of the Gunboat. We can negotiate over prices.

I hope you consider our offer, as you shall be gaining money and we shall be saving it.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.