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In a stunning Press release today, A message was Sent out form the synth foods Hedquarters:
Pirates.We all Know what they are. they are a deadly Hassle for most of our long range transports, As they are for all. No More. all Synth foods Escorts are hereby cleared to hunt down all pirates In Liberty, And in any system We sell our Product. New ships are being commisions to assist you in this goal. Bring them to there knees, And let them know they arent welcome here.
By No means are you to supplant the Police, And Infact, Assist the police when ever possible. Show no mercy as no Mercy will be shown to you! I trust you Will make me proud, Now go, and Make liberty a safer place.
It does seem that Pirates IN liberty Will have far more to watch out for, Now stay tuned.
* a Number of Commercials flash by, Some of them being from Sirius Cola*
Now Back to the report, Synth foods Has Now announced Subsidies to those who deliver synth paste to certain Locations. A More comprehencive Report willl be issued, When the locations are entrily decided upon. The subsides Will Be delivered when Sufficent Proof is issued About Location, and proof of haulage. STay tuned for more updates, And now for a commercial Break.
* An Ad For A Schorcher plasma cannon flashes over the Neural net uplink*
