Cryer Pharmaceuticals Recruitment (iRP)

[Cryer Pharmaceuticals!]

Now hiring in all divisions!

Employee Benefits:

Competitive salary
Up to 300 days holiday per annum
Free insurance
Performance-related bonuses
Access to the company fleet

And more!



We don't have time to interview every applicant, so instead, fill out this form and submit it to our human resources department. If you do not hear back within 2 weeks, assume that you were unsuccessful in your application at this particular time.


Name:

Address:

Nationality:

Qualifications (Educational):

Qualifications (Vocational):

Relevant Experience:

Employment History:

Additional Information (continue on additional sheets as necessary):

Do you have a criminal record? If yes, provide details below:

Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment? If yes, provide details below:

I have a special fondness of poetry, please express your creative skills and linguistic abilities by writing one which extols both my (John Steeds) and the company's greatness. This is not required however it may find you with increased favour.


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OOC: Don't worry too much, this is basically just a moron filter. Please please please do not tell me that your parents were killed by pirates and this is why you want to move pharmaceuticals around the galaxy. I massively don't care.
If accepted, we'll check you out and if you're deemed fit right away, you will get access to our shared ships (Advanced Train, Eagle, Roc and more. Basically everything you need except a personal yacht). Otherwise you'll be pushed in to something with more manageable, risk-assessment wise, and we'll make you strut your stuff a while and build up some corporate renown. Smuggling contraband will also possibly be off limits when you are new too, until we're sure you've learned all the ropes and got Cryer vibes.
On the whole though we're pretty laid back. I don't care if you want to play 2 hours a month or 20 hours a day, and I don't care if you want to shoot bad guys in a fighter or make billions trading or just mess around in a yacht either. I also don't even care if you are really terrible. And you don't have to pay me money every week or any of that nonsense.

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