Queen Carina's Privateers

[Magoo!]

First off all, negotiations usually go that way. Both sides make ridiculous demands and then reach compromise. Only thing QCP insisted on was the NFZ part, but seriously, why is it -that- important? What would you lose? The NFZs in house space, or very close to it, are complete nonsense. Houses dont have to care about them, it doesnt benefit them in any way. House militaries dont use them, only pirates and bounty hunters do use Freeports frequently.

I'll help you out, chief.

Cork.

"Zonoez, y u no w4nt ppl 2 shewt neer ur houz?! lul!"

Good lord, man, it seems rather self-explanatory. We don't want people vaporizing one another by our front door. As we said all those weeks ago, if you'd have robbed blind and killed those people 6K away from GC, none of this would have happened. So, to spank that pony that the QCP so often ride, we don't want our homes to turn into space debris or a nuclear waste land. I'm sure you wouldn't fancy thugs riding down your street with 22's (rims) and Uzis doing drive-by shootings just because your windows were in one piece.

The NFZ is who we are. Not only is it stupid to allow men with Uzis to break your windows, its stupid to allow men with Uzis to shoot men with .45's because their great-uncles-third-stepsister stepped on their cats tail.

... And the Uzi men wanted the bread.

Please, just dont start that BS about rolling in with your lolcaps. As said before many times, Zoners arent trained nor able to wage a war on a house.

A House that is being crippled by another House, mind you. But that matters little in the grand scheme. A one legged man is much easier to push down.

They hide in NFZs. We have no benefit from your no fire zones, so we ignore them. Simple as that.

Cooooork. Hi-ho, Silver, away!