You enter the illustrious garden which surrounds you as you walk up the path you are greeted by a building that could of been pulled from a history book it sits regally in the centre of the grounds you observe many people wandering the gardens as you arrive at a double door made out of fine glass an wood to people in black suits take the door hands an open them for you as you enter you find yourself in a hallway with many exits off to the right an left a stairwell at the end made of finely polished wood it has two more guards in black suits an two rather delicate statues to which each of them are standing next to as the grand stair case leads upstairs near you is a sign on a pedastal its writing in Neat letters.
Welcome to the Oxford Crescent our fine heritage establishment an your experience of the class of older times it is our hope that your evening here is of a delightful nature.
Members of the nobility are to take the stairwell in front of you to our more tasteful fine dinning restaurant were you may experience 360 degree view of New London encompassing views of our gardens the Oxford university the Thames river an to those with the more astute eyes the palace of Her Majesty in the distance.
Everyone else is to have the pleasure of our bars down stair to your right an on the left our lest tasteful but equally enjoyable citizienry styled restaurant.
Rules of Entry to the Oxford Crescent.
1. None but those born in nobility or high ranking official of the armed forces of her Majesty may enter the upstairs of the Crescent failure to heed this warning may result in expulsion from our fine premises with what ever forces deemed necessary. How ever there is exception to this rule should you be privately invited by members of such esteem.
2. Fighting is to be left at the gates of our premises anyone found to be intoxicated or in progress of starting a fight the relevant people shall be notified an swift expulsion occured.
3. All Bretonian Police an Officers of the Armed forces are to surrender their side arms if you are planning to consume alcohol an become intoxicated it is fine example of the people of liberty that alchohol an guns do not mix as such we will enforce this. This shall be the case should said police or military personel be entering the bars due to the close proximity of people to one another. Your commanding officer shall be informed immediately.
4. No Cardimine or other such illicit drugs is to be taken on premises. No knifes. No fire arms. No knuckle dusters. No sharpened objects or any object that could be used to inflict harm upon another individual.
5. Dress standards: No tank tops, Singlets, thongs or sandals or sneakers apropriate dress is to be worn at all times.You are to be clean shaven or neatly groomed anyone looking like they have been dragged out of a thorn bush will be barred entry. Specifically our bar an restaurants downstairs the dress code is casual leaning heavily towards smart. The standards upstairs are smart formal and dressed as if you should be visitng the Queen herself.
6. Any Kusarian or Pirate shall be shot on sight no warning shall be given. Anyone suspected of being such shall be handed over to the armed forces for interrigation in which if you are found guilty of being such it is the expressed opinion of the owner of this establishment an its staff that you are then shot. [smaller fine writing at the end of rule six dictactes this may not be neccesarily so for privateers of her majesty they shall be welcomed to our bar with open arms but no further.]
7. Anyone to persistently hassle the nobility will be removed from the premises.
8. Should there be any harrasment of a lady or girl be they of noble blood or otherwise you will be removed from the premises with a ban of a fortnight should this behaviour continue you will be black listed an permanently removed. Please not as this comes as a warning to those whom would violate a lady an her rights Clause 2 will be suspended for Guards, Armed forces, Bretonian police and anyone assisting said personnel it is within their rights to bash the suffing out of you on these private premises.
On Behalf of Sampson Mertel till recently Senior Aviator aboard the Trexus but now manager of this fine establishment an all his staff we bid you a fond welcome to our establishment.
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