Encrypted channel: BAF, BPA, Bowex, Planetform, and BMM

[Tomtomrawr]

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Message Recivers: The Bretonian Armed Forces, the Bretonian Police Authority, Bowex, Planetform and Bretonian Mining and Metal
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Greetings, to all who may be reading this. I hope who I intended to read this message are reading this message, and those I did not intend to read this message are not reading it.

My name is Adrian DeWinter, and I am the Chief Executive Officer of a currently small Private Military Company known as Artemis Galactic Security. Artemis Galactic has yet to make a contract with any organisations of the Sirius Sector. I hope that our first contracts can be made in Bretonia.
Bretonia leads directly to Planet Gran Canaria, where most of our offices, officers and ships are located.
If we had a contract with enemies of Bretonia, then it would cause great difficulties in returning to Planet Gran Canaria through the easiest route available to us.

To the Bretonian Armed Forces and Bretonian Police Authority: We at Artemis Galactic offer you a contract. The Armed Forces are fully tied in with the Kusari Naval Forces for the moment, and unfortunately it does not look good.
And the Police are locked in fights with enemies coming from all directions.
I am not going to discuss what kind of contract we offer, as that is up to you. We do not know what you need the most, but we offer ourselves to what you need.

To Bowex, Planetform and Bretonian Mining and Metal: Artemis Galactic also offers you three companies a contract.
Trading with other houses, even trading within your own house, is becoming more difficult by the day. Pirate activities strengthen, and the threats of when you leave Bretonia are growing stronger and stronger.
We offer an escort contract, for any of our ships free to escort your ships to escort your ships.
The Galaxy is a dangerous place, but we try to make it a little safer.

I hope that you, the representitives or the person in charge, consider these offers.

Thank you for your time.

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