Message to all Zoners

[Malaclypse 666]

One thing to add about this pathetic besmirching of the Zoners' good name:

Until recently, the Fishin' Fool, my personal sampan, was tagged and bagged Zoner. After all, my best friend and business partner is a well-respected Plantation owner on Gran Canaria.

I accepted an invitation from a good friend to fish for those wonderful Marlin on Planet Los Angeles. When I arrived, all hell had broken loose. The SA were fighting for their lives against the most bizarre collection of thieves, reprobates, and strangely tagged assailants I have ever seen. It was disgraceful.

I entered the encounter in aid of my good friend Oso-san, but to little avail.. Most of the scum had already run with tails between legs.

I later received private comes from one of these lowlife, whining his guts out about a Zoner ID'd and tagged vessel entering the engagement. What a laugh when I think about it now! However, to mollify this individual, I immediately changed the ID and afilliation on my Sampan to avoid the slightest whiff of further "scandal".

And now, it appears that these so-called Zoners want their cake and wish to gloat over it as it gobs all over their snivelling chins. I ask you, Luciaden. When will you be man enough to admit that you are as much allied with the zoners and their ideals as the man in the bloody moon?

Regards, not,
Malaclypse

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