Robinson Family List of Hostile Infidels

[Quorg]

[Incoming Tranmission]
[Source: HMS Suffolk]
[CommID: Admiral Nelson]

Mr Robinson,

Your Zoner Juggernaught, the RFS-Freedom, was earlier today sighed by patrols of the Norfolk Great Fleet within the Cambridge system. As a heavy battleship-class vessel, kindly refrain from bringing the RFS-Freedom into Bretonian sovereign space in future without requesting express prior permission from the Bretonian Armed Forces. We are at war you know.

Future violations of this demand will result in armed escort out of Bretonian space and / or your arrest. You have been warned.

Sir Stanley Nelson
Fleet Admiral
Bretonian Armed Forces

[End Transmission]

Jonah's face appears on the screen.
*surprised look on face*
We assure you that we have not exited the Omega-49 system any time today.

The last time we were anywhere in Bretonia was several weeks ago, carrying out an operation related to your disavowed Privateers' raids against our people. We have not returned since.

I would ask to see timestamped photographic evidence of our entering or being in Cambridge at any time today, but as it did not happen I know that it simply does not exist.

However, we will state the following: If Bretonia aids and abets those who are diplomatically hostile to us, we cannot guarantee their safety in any system. We are on Allah's side and do not fear persecution.

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ATTENTION SMUGGLERS
The Midnight Express: A Slaver <strike>who doesn't completely realize what he's doing.</strike> (video)

Quorg, you're officially a moron.

...mongs like Quorg being like a malignant little cancer...

Way to be useless, Quorg.