Cryer Pharmaceuticals Recruitment (iRP)

[Cryer Pharmaceuticals!]

Jerald Warren. As you may know, Cryer played a significant role in the gentrification of planet Denver, and continues to do so to this day. A key part of this involves the rehabilitation of criminals in to our workforce, rather than letting them re-offend or become space pirates.
In light of our approach as civic benefactors, we are willing to take you on as a pro-bono cause and install you in initially a fairly menial position, with the following stipulations:

You continue to attend your GED classes whilst working for us until you have gained the qualification.

You attend bi-monthly meetings with your parole officer.

You attend a 2-week rehabilitation course on Denver.

You attend a nineteen-minute refresher course on sexual harassment.

All your expenses for the above will be paid for by Cryer Pharmaceuticals as long as you follow the agreement.

Please find enclosed your white blazer with red trim and pair of one-size-fits-all red trousers.

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