The Buccaneers Bay

[Donutman]

Jack walked back into the Bay, changing the power cell on one of is pistols.

Sitting down at the bar, Jack said, "Oi, Charles, Rhienland Ale. Take a look at these new guns I got."

As Charles leaned in for a closer look, Jack pulled out a pair of Royal Arms RA-325 blast pistols.

"Pulled 'em when I raided some arms smuggler. Good for getting out of a scrape. Anyways, took the Happy Bounty out for a spin with Prospect Jack. We pulled a few Transports in Leeds before a Mando came outta the lane, so we ran like heck over to Cambridge. We pull another transport there before some Navyman comes outta the lane. I have Scotty fire up the engines and I yelled at the Prospect too, but his piece-o-crap Scimitar stalls up, so he falls back 10 klicks behind me with the Navyman right on his tail.

"As I'm gettin' near the Leeds hole, some Firefly called "NO-5" comes out, so I pull him over." Jack takes a swig of his ale before continuing. "Demanded some 'o his cargo, at which point he started saying how worthless gold is around here. He's 'bout to negotiate fer credits when the Prospect comes blazing in with the BAF chap right on him. I realize the guy was stalling, curse a blue streak, then yell at Scotty to go to overdrive and get us through the damn hole. We both made it back over here ok though."

Jack turns to the rest of the bar. "Oi, any o' you lads see a firefly called "NO-5", put a few rounds in 'is hull fer me, no one stalls a buccaneer." Jack says, then goes back to his drink.

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