Kaylee Devlin and Daniel Moss, I see you are both extremely well educated alumni of the Cambridge Research Institute. Ms Devlin, your archaeological work may prove of very high importance for us in our ever-expanding research plans. Mr Moss, your authorship of several articles in respected quarterlies has not gone unnoticed either.
Job offers are being made to both of you, please find enclosed your red trousers and white blazers. Mr Moss, you may wish to start as a researcher in our AADS project.