To the Order

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Director of an unknown agency,

Quite simply put, this could be a trap. As such, without further information the chances of the High Command meeting with you is very low. That, however, is my personal evaluation.

Your message has been acknowledged and will be discussed regardless.

Order High Command

Xander Aaron Ainsley Augustus Jacen Bastian Eadbhard Alexander Qayshon Dabney von Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorf

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.