To the Order

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Director of an unknown agency,

Rear Admiral Tovig Kelt seems a little fuzzy on the details of who you are and what agency you represent.

The meeting has been approved, at this point in time. It is subject to change.

We know where we would like to meet you. However, we would like to inquire as to where you intend to meet us.

Order High Command

Xander Aaron Ainsley Augustus Jacen Bastian Eadbhard Alexander Qayshon Dabney von Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorf

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.