Liberty Police, Inc. Reporting Office

[Pinko]

---Incoming Report--
--From: R&A Officer Kriss White--

The night started like usual, fuss around the Zone, nothing worth guncamming.

As I was eating a donut peacefully with the rest of my crew, talking with the LSF agent Nolan Wolfe or something like that, an Hellfire Legionnaire came back and taunted us for a good minute before opening fire on me. As I order my crew around to dodge those incommings, it switches target to Agent Wolfe and sadly gets rid of him with no difficulties.

Suddenly, hope! Joy! Bauer arrived, as well as an independant LPI officer ((That got dispatched by the same Legionnaire shortly after)). I also held a bet with the Legionnaire. Each time someone'd call him or his buddies hackers, I'd owe him 10 credits. I gave him a total of 120.

So, anyway. There's like lots of guns firing, a Battlecruiser that decides to open fire and causes much of Friendly Fire ((Waht's so friendly about them?)) until I tell it to pull out and all. Then, the Legionnaire gets his buddies and it was 3 on 3, two Liberty Navies plus Jack Bauer. I kept on giving them repairs, 'till the Legion started complaining about my presence ((What they can't hit bothers them, it seems)), and the LN told me to pull awya.

I categoricaly refused, and told him that only an LPI superior could give me that Order. Then, Bauer told me to go away. Eh. I then told Joe to dock the thing on Fort Bush, and to get me a coffee.

Those are all the guncams I thought were worth to be shown.

--End of report--

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I want to get off Mr. Igiss' wild ride.