Baffin' Pentabarf

[Malaclypse 666]

Comm ID: Malaclypse, Episkopos Prime, TAZ
To: All TAZ
cc: William Bishop, Mandalore

Subject: A foul-smelling fop.

The Vessel "Eat.at.Joe's" is hereby banned from Baffin, awarded multiple Enema's, and made available for hunting to our good neighbors the Mandalorians.

This fellow definitely needs the Enemas, lads, as he is reported to be prone to excessive flatulence, and even revels in wallowing in his own gaseous effluvium.. Yech.

Further, he has desecrated the Temple of Eris.. claiming it as "his"; and has damaged and destroyed Zoner assets in Baffin.

Administer the Rubber Rose as often as required to dissuade this gent from his filthy habits, folk.

Eris ain't amused atall, atall.

E-Prime Mal, for the TAZ

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