The March Conspiracy

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GNN News Flash

[color=#FFCC33]HUGE PUBLIC SCANDAL!

Distinguished SA Officer's Body exhumed and chopped into pieces!

While conducting tests at a New London meat-packing facility, the Bretonian FDA found human RNA in several samples. This discovery was immediately met with an investigation by the BPA.

Inspector George Stuart of the BPA has stated that "This is an atrocity that knows no bounds. The BPA will do everything in our power to find the perpetrators of this heinous deed."

The RNA samples, after being sent to Cambridge Research Station, have been confirmed to belong to Captain Harrison Gurney of the South Alliance. No futher information has been released on why Captain Gurney was in the meat.

The Gurney family is also preparing to press charges on the South Alliance. If charges are pressed, the SA may look at being fined over 200 Million Credits.

"I din raise my boy to become meat dat's gonna end up on them rich folk's tables," commented a mourning Mrs. Haley Gurney.

"My boy is good," sobbed a broken Wilberforce Gurney, Harrison's father, "He didn't deserve this kinda [explitive deleted]. We trusted our son's burial to these [explitive deleted] and they [explitive deleted] messed up our son's [explitive deleted] funeral. And DO YOU know where he ends up? A [explitive deleted] meat [explitive deleted] plant!!!"

Currently, the SA denies all charges and the Liberty Department of Defense and Department of Homeland Security have made no comments.

More on this as the issue unfolds!

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[6:52:05 PM] Terrance Cooper: <_<

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