Mr Calbub,
Due to you previous history and association with Omicron Alpha, we cannot deem you trustworthy. Furthermore, we do not recognise the Sheepear University of Science as relevant academic experience, as we've never heard of it... perhaps you've been smoking too much of our 'alternative medicine'?
My assumption is that this is actually some form of unamusing practical joke, explain yourself, or expect a letter from our solicitors soon.