The March Conspiracy

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GNN News Flash

GRAVES STATION OVERSEER SIR JOHN HENDERSON was found dead in his office today. BPA authorities have announced that the death was an act of suicide, but Inspector George Stuart of the BPA has announced that he firmly believes that it was an act of murder, not suicide.

When asked why he believed so, Stuart responded that he had a "hunch".

Countering Stuart's statement, BPA officials stated: "The reason why the BPA is such a distinguished force is because we operate on fact, reason, and evidence. NOT hunches."

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Meanwhile, to add more problems to the South Alliance's already diminished pool of officers, Tannik Seldon, Captain of the 383rd Flying Fish Squadron was admitted to the Denver Asylum for the Psycologically Challenged.

Seldon was diagosed with Schizophrenia, and will undergo electroshock treatment.

"With this new treatment," said Dr. Lewison, Head of the Denver Asylum, "We will target the areas of Mr. Seldon's brain, and eliminate the problems."

While the rest of the medical community of Sirius denounced this treatment as absolute bogus, Dr. Lewison staunchly defended his new treatment.

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Finally, to recap, the BPA still has not announced why Harrison Gurney was in the meat, or any results whether conclusive or not, on who killed Gurney.

More on these stories as they unfold.

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[7:42:05 PM][6:51:36 PM] Igor (Smokey): btw terry
[6:51:48 PM] Terrance Cooper: Ye?
[6:52:00 PM] Igor (Smokey): nothin
[6:52:03 PM] Igor (Smokey): just sayin btw
[6:52:05 PM] Terrance Cooper: <_<

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