The March Conspiracy

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"This is not only impossible, it is physically impossible," said a slightly balding man, "As in...it's against the Laws of Physics."

"We know, Stephen, you've said this a thousand times," said a young woman in a leather chair, "and frankly, if you are going to be so effing negative about everything, leave."

"I'm sorry," said Stephen, the balding man, "It's just that I get so..."

He paused and pointed at a group of young men and women wearing LPI uniforms across the room.

"..pissed when these newbs come in and tell me I'm wrong." Stephen finished.

"That," said another voice, "is because you are wrong."

Stephen and the woman in the leather chair both wheeled to see who had spoken. The man, in his mid-forties was tall, well built, and carried a cigarette between his lips.

"And who the hell are you?" asked Stephen.

"Stephen, calm down," said the Leather Chair woman, "How did you get in?"

"That isn't the question," answered the smoking man, "the question is, why did all these people die?"

"Ummm..." said Stephen sarcastically, "WE have been trying to figure out. If you'd like to help, do go ahead."

"Sure," said the smoking man, removing the cigarette from his mouth, "You are looking at it wrong."

"What?" asked the Leather Chair woman, "What do you mean?"

The young men and women stared at the smoker.

"You are viewing the dead as the victims," said the smoker, "and the building as the crime scene. What happens, when you view the buildng as the victim and the dead people as the crime scene?"

"This is ridiculous," laughed Stephen nervously.

"Really?" continued the smoker, "Did anyone report anything missing?"

"They were all dead," said one of the young men and women across the room.

"Anything missing from their bodies? Anything extracted?" asked the smoker.

"Wait," said other one of the young men, "Flesh."

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[7:42:05 PM][6:51:36 PM] Igor (Smokey): btw terry
[6:51:48 PM] Terrance Cooper: Ye?
[6:52:00 PM] Igor (Smokey): nothin
[6:52:03 PM] Igor (Smokey): just sayin btw
[6:52:05 PM] Terrance Cooper: <_<

Johnny_Haas: you shot anti criuse speed rockets!!!
Johnny_Haas: but why????
Johnny_Haas: ??
Johnny_Haas: why you shoot criuse speed rockets?