A Political Announcement!

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They're a Disgrace... *shows Libertonian Captains dunking donuts and drinking coffee*

They're a Menace... *shows repeated footage of gunboat fender-benders in and around New York*

And if you complain? They ticket you.

The Liberty Gunboat is responsible for more traffic accidents per capita than any other vessel in Sirius. Take a stand, force all Liberty Gunboat Captains to attend mandatory ed-U-cation courses.

Think of the Children.

Vote Cobalt Watsas!

This message brought to you by Concerned Mamma's driving poor, defenseless whales!


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Mamma seconds this nomination. And officially applies to get the Board of Education, a stout plank used in the educating of gunboat captains who keep running into the back of her Whale.