Citizen Katz Made a Surprise Move

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In a surprise move, Citizen Katz yesterday launched a 819 Gubernatorial campaign that could make him the first Socialist Governor in Libertonian History. It will also bring about the issue of Ontario’s Sovereignty from the Union.

"I'm going to do this, and we are going to win my Comrades," Citizen Katz announced at a press conference held on Toronto Station, where earlier LPI officials stood by helplessly as he was welcomed aboard. Citing that the man had broken no Liberty laws, despite being a known member of the SCRA.

Citizen Katz spent the day in his new Toronto offices making calls to supporters, donors and friends. His announcement was deliberately timed to come shortly before President Powell's State of the Union address on Tuesday night, campaign advisers said, so Citizen Katz can draw a contrast with the Powell administration's record and help focus attention on the office of the Governor of Ontario.

Campaigners on his behalf hope, they said, is to establish Citizen Katz as the candidate best prepared to become the first Socialist Governor, and actually bring about real change for the people of Ontario too long ignored by those in power.

"The stakes will be high when Ontario chooses a new Governor in 819," Katz said in a statement to the press. "I never sought this, and I don’t do this for personal gain. I do this because the people of Ontario asked me to do it. I do it because my Comrades need someone to stand up on their behalf, and stand firm in the face of the corruption.

For too long have the corrupt enforcers of Liberty's laws wasted time and effort on stopping mere pot smokers and those that infringe immoral copyright laws. I instead put my efforts into stopping serious crime, like slavery

Slavery and Cardamine has plagued Ontario. It has become a super highway of this diabolical trade. I have put a stop to this, and will continue to do what they, the LPI and the Liberty Navy, have failed to do. That is protect the Citizenry of Ontario and all who pass through this system. This I pledge, this I shall do.

I am someone who will not bow down to Corporate interests, and will remain above bias and popularist opinion. But only a new Governor will be able to undo Liberty’s mistakes and restore our hope and optimism."

"The corporate media of Liberty make me out to be antidemocratic and in favour of totalitarianism... The only truth in this is that I am the ONLY serious choice that's on offer here!"

Citizen Katz begins the long campaign as the clear front-runner over the incumbent Candidate, according to a Liberty-wide News poll completed Friday night.