Citizen Katz on the Mandelorian Mercenaries

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INCOMING TRANSMISSION
COMM ID: Citizen Katz
LOCATION: Toronto Offices
TARGET ID: All Coalition Citizenry

You say mistake, and I hear deliberate invasion of sovereign territory.

Never mind that the pilot in question has led a dubious past life of drug running and heavy embroilment in the illicit transvestite sex markets of Crete.

Yes we have managed to contact his wife...lover...partner... person. And are currently exploring a line of questioning, and have already discovered that the man in question held deep seeded issues concerning his identity, as well as guilt surrounding a secret affair involving members of an underground den of inequity.

Now we have the issue of the box, that we carefully packaged to ensure the safe return of an enemy combatants remains to his family for proper burial. Allegations that it was mutilated are totally false and biased by the fact that your organization is so closely tied to the Powell administrations house of lies. We were serving merely to convey your fallen brother home to you. It is, perhaps, the fault of REPEX who were commissioned to ship said container that any harm befell it on the sacred journey home.

Flying any kind of warship into Coalition territory and then opening fire upon our pilots is an act of wanton aggression that will not be tolerated. Your pilot harmed, directly, civilian reconnaissance flights that were charting local star systems... as well as opening fire upon a shuttle containing Coalition Scouts, merely eight years old, on their way to a camping trip. Our proof shall be provided when we release the full report of this travesty your pilot inflicted upon us.

Be warned, any further acts of aggression will be met with the swift, sure, arm of the law!

You will not soak our territory in blood,

Citizen Katz, a proud flunky!







Citizen Katz

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