LOCATION: XENO ALLIANCE HEADQUARTERS
FROM: JONATHON JONES, COMMANDER
RECIPIENT: ALL PILOTS
I was recently given a report form our quartermasters office. Three items have peeked my interest. Allof then in a negative way. The first 2, food and moonshine are running exceedingly low. The last, an over abundance of duct tape.
When viewed separately this doesn't raise any red flags. However, When viewed as whole, it shows an alarming trend. And I dislike this type of trend. You really don't want to know how much I dislike it.
It tells me that most of the pilots are sitting around eating, drinking and not flying!.
THIS WILL NOT DO!
Junkers are having a field day since we aren't out there stopping them from bringing in their filth (cardimine and other sundries). Foreign Trade has increased unchallenged! And the jobs to the workers' class has fallen dramatically.
I expect this "trend" to fade away..besides, If I run out of moonshine there is going to be hell to pay!
signed,
Commander
Xeno Alliance
Jonathon "DeathAdder" Jones
