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[Shagohad]

[12/30/2009 8:27:25 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): I had a conversation with Dabbykins.
[12/30/2009 8:27:31 PM] Jake (Thexare): I'm sorry.



[12/29/2009 9:11:47 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): I talked an Outcast out of killing me. I talked the Kusari Navy out of killing an Outcast.
[12/29/2009 9:11:56 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Are you sure you can kill me?
[12/29/2009 9:13:05 PM] Dabbykins: Yup.
[12/29/2009 9:13:16 PM] Dabbykins: Trust me.
[12/29/2009 9:13:18 PM] Dabbykins: If Evyn wants to kill you.
[12/29/2009 9:13:23 PM] Dabbykins: You can't talk her out of it.
[12/29/2009 9:14:09 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Not even if I...share my weed...?
[12/29/2009 9:14:20 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Or just start getting naked and giggling at the stars?
[12/29/2009 9:14:29 PM] Dabbykins: She is half Hispanic and grew up on Malta instead of Bretonia
[12/29/2009 9:14:31 PM] Dabbykins: She's on Cardi.
[12/29/2009 9:14:35 PM] Dabbykins: She doesn't like Weed.
[12/29/2009 9:15:08 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Then I'll go with B: Get naked and giggle at the stars.
[12/29/2009 9:15:30 PM] Dabbykins: I'll shoot you while you do it.
[12/29/2009 9:16:13 PM | Edited 9:16:39 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): It'll be hilarious. News bulletin:

HORNY STONED MAN GUNNED DOWN BY CARDI-CRAZED VIXEN!
[12/29/2009 9:16:40 PM] Dabbykins: She isn't Cardi-crazed..
[12/29/2009 9:16:46 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Shhhh..it's media. They lie.
[12/29/2009 9:16:48 PM] Dabbykins: She takes enough to nullify the withdrawal symptoms
[12/29/2009 9:16:57 PM] Dabbykins: Well most BAF officers don't know about it
[12/29/2009 9:17:02 PM] Dabbykins: Media sure doesn't..
[12/29/2009 9:17:13 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): What part of the country do you live in?!
[12/29/2009 9:17:22 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Well..this is Gaian media.
[12/29/2009 9:17:36 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): In order to make it better, I'll photoshop pelts on her body.
[12/29/2009 9:17:39 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): And her ship.
[12/29/2009 9:18:22 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): People will care.
[12/29/2009 9:19:32 PM] Dabbykins: Gaian people.
[12/29/2009 9:19:34 PM] Dabbykins: And
[12/29/2009 9:19:37 PM] Dabbykins: Counter-media
[12/29/2009 9:19:42 PM] Dabbykins: You killed animals for their pelts
[12/29/2009 9:19:48 PM] Dabbykins: And strapped it to your Gaian fighter
[12/29/2009 9:20:01 PM] Dabbykins: Wait
[12/29/2009 9:20:02 PM] Dabbykins: 'Her ship'
[12/29/2009 9:20:03 PM] Dabbykins: Well
[12/29/2009 9:20:06 PM] Dabbykins: Evyn dun care.
[12/29/2009 9:20:06 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): LIES!
[12/29/2009 9:20:08 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): ALL OF IT!
[12/29/2009 9:20:09 PM] Dabbykins: Kill the animals.
[12/29/2009 9:20:11 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): wa?gawgbjk sebujAEGaseggSEkgse
[12/29/2009 9:20:13 PM | Edited 9:20:16 PM] Dabbykins: Good for meat and furs.

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