Timothy may be richer than Lars, but the Cryer family has been at it for much longer than the Johansens! You have no right to exclude us, the great and mighty builder of all that fine infrastructure you use hourly, from your list of unfriends! Because, as you should know, even if Lars might not have as large a personal fortune, his corporation is far larger than the local apothecary!
As for the rest of the application, I'm not qualified to give much feedback beyond what these other SOBs and ROSsies and Lotus munchers (if they're stilla round?) and so on.
One thing, however:
Quote:II. A Pirate Must Always Respect Those Within The Clan, Allies, and Friends!
Wouldn't it be better if you ask your members to respect everyone, including their unfortunate victims? Being respectful to your victims doesn't make them any less victims of your wrath. Give it a thought, at least.